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Landing instructions

Landing Instructions in  Atlanta
 
 
You’ve got to love this one even if you’ve never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others…. Southerners can be so polite!
 
Atlanta  Tower : “Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to land on runway 9R.”
 
Saudi Air : “Thank you  Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R – Allah be Praised.”
 
Atlanta  Tower :   Iran Air 711 – You are cleared to land on runway 27L.”
 
Iran Air : “Thank you  Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 27L. Allah is Great.
“Pause….
 
Saudi Air : ” ATLANTA  TOWER   ATLANTA  TOWER !”
 
Atlanta  Tower : “Go ahead Saudi Air 511..”
 
Saudi Air : “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!”
 
Atlanta  Tower : “Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y’all go on ahead now and tell Allah “hey” for us.”
 

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