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WHY

Why do  supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to  the back of the store to get their prescriptions  while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the  front?


Why do  people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,  and a diet coke?




Why do  banks leave vault doors open and then chain the  pens to the counters?



Why do  we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our  driveways and put our useless junk in the  garage?



EVER  WONDER…

Why the sun lightens our hair,  but darkens our  skin?



Why  can’t women put on mascara with their mouth  closed?



Why  don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins  Lottery’?



Why is  ‘abbreviated’ such a long  word?



Why is  it that doctors and attorneys call what they do  ‘practice’?




Why is  lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and  dish washing liquid made with real  lemons?


Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?



Why is  the time of day with the slowest traffic called  rush hour?


Why isn’t  there mouse-flavored cat  food?



Why  didn’t Noah swat those two  mosquitoes?




Why do  they sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?



You  know that indestructible black box that is used  on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole  plane out of that stuff??




Why  don’t sheep shrink when it  rains?



Why  are they called apartments when they are all  stuck together?




If  flying is so safe,
  why do  they call the airport the  terminal?


Why do  supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to  the back of the store to get their prescriptions  while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the  front?


Why do  people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,  and a diet coke?




Why do  banks leave vault doors open and then chain the  pens to the counters?



Why do  we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our  driveways and put our useless junk in the  garage?



EVER  WONDER…

Why the sun lightens our hair,  but darkens our  skin?



Why  can’t women put on mascara with their mouth  closed?



Why  don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins  Lottery’?



Why is  ‘abbreviated’ such a long  word?



Why is  it that doctors and attorneys call what they do  ‘practice’?




Why is  lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and  dish washing liquid made with real  lemons?


Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?



Why is  the time of day with the slowest traffic called  rush hour?


Why isn’t  there mouse-flavored cat  food?



Why  didn’t Noah swat those two  mosquitoes?




Why do  they sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?



You  know that indestructible black box that is used  on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole  plane out of that stuff??




Why  don’t sheep shrink when it  rains?



Why  are they called apartments when they are all  stuck together?




If  flying is so safe,
  why do  they call the airport the  terminal?


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