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25 Reasons You Should Never Visit Texas

1. Everyone seems to think that Texas is a some kind of natural paradise.

Everyone seems to think that Texas is a some kind of natural paradise.
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Hamilton Pool, Texas

2. They couldn’t be more wrong.

They couldn't be more wrong.
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Karnack, Texas

3. It’s not pretty at all.

It's not pretty at all.
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Gruene, Texas

4. Seasons aren’t even a thing here.

Seasons aren't even a thing here.
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Vanderpool, Texas

5. It’s a land of perpetual summer…

It's a land of perpetual summer...
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Mesquite, Texas

6. …and spring is pretty much nonexistent.

...and spring is pretty much nonexistent.
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Helotes, Texas

7. The landscapes are completely underwhelming.

The landscapes are completely underwhelming.
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Guadalupe Mountains, Texas

8. I mean, who would actually want to see this?

I mean, who would actually want to see this?
Inks Lake, Texas

9. Or this?

Or this?
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Enchanted Rock, Texas

10. It’s just a dry desert wasteland.

It's just a dry desert wasteland.
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Caddo Lake, Texas

11. Seriously, it’s sooo dry!

Seriously, it's sooo dry!
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Center Point, Texas

12. The whole state is pretty much flat…

The whole state is pretty much flat...
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Big Bend National Park, Texas

13. …and most of the land is completely featureless.

...and most of the land is completely featureless.
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Palo Duro Canyon, Texas

14. The beaches are gross…

The beaches are gross...
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Galveston, Texas

15. …and the rivers are a huge letdown.

...and the rivers are a huge letdown.
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McKinney State Park, Texas

16. Road trips through the state are a total drag.

Road trips through the state are a total drag.
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Chisos Mountains, Texas

17. There is absolutely nothing to see.

There is absolutely nothing to see.
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Santa Elena Canyon, Texas

18. The cities aren’t that great…

The cities aren't that great...
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Dallas, Texas

19. …and some are flat-out ugly.

...and some are flat-out ugly.
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Austin, Texas

20. The sunsets are unremarkable…

The sunsets are unremarkable...
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Benbrook Lake, Texas

21. …and the night sky is painfully dull.

...and the night sky is painfully dull.
Luckenbach, Texas

22. The wildlife is nothing out of the ordinary.

The wildlife is nothing out of the ordinary.
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23. I mean, this is JUST a cat.

I mean, this is JUST a cat.
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Los Fresnos, Texas

24. Seriously, don’t come to Texas.

Seriously, don't come to Texas.
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Wimberley, Texas

25. Its total lack of beauty will only let you down.

Its total lack of beauty will only let you down.
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Palo Duro Canyon, Texas

EWWW!!!!

EWWW!!!!
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