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The Coyote Principle

The Coyote Principle
The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A coyote jumps out and attacks and kills the governor’s dog, then bites the governor.

The governor starts to intervene, but then reflects on the movie “Bambi” and then he realizes that he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.

He calls animal control.  Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200 testing it for diseases.

The governor goes to hospital spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged

The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish and Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.

The governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness program” for residents of that area.

The state legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

The governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.  The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit against the state.

Meanwhile in Texas…

The governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

The governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.  The governor has spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

The buzzards eat the dead coyote

That is the difference between a Red and a Blue state, explains why California is broke and Texas is not and speaks to why we have Trump and not Hillary.

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